And there is someone like:

Me:what are you looking bro ? go ask to another the  autograph

hocusxpocus:

1. When people try and play mind games with me.

2. When someone can’t hold a simple conversation without getting distracted.

3. When I raise my hand in class, and my teacher overlooks me.

5. When someone chiefs MY joint/bong.

6. When someone bumps into me but doesn’t…

You’re laughing your ass off with your friend during History class while the teachers talkin’ but she doesn’t notice,

Then some idiot in front of you turns around,

and says bitch shut up

“you ain’t the teacher bitch, so. I. ain’t. shuttin. up!!”

yes…

Sometimes I’m just wrecking my brain on this 1 assignment like:


2 seconds away from being like:


& My teachers act like they can’t help like:

So then I’m stressing my grades like:


But then I have an epiphany like:


Realizing how much I actually don’t give a fuck like:


& then I’m back on Tumblr, like:
 

savagedisgusteen:

But then they get back on because they only accidentally signed off

If someone talks shit about my friends, or girls talk to my boyfriend …

adzywadzy:

Middle School:

Whaaaat?! I already have my period?! Huhuhuhu

High School:

Oh great, I’m on my period again…

College:

YESSSS!!!!! I’m still having my period!!!!! I’m not pregnant!!! Hahaha

whengiraffesfly:

So me and my friend like seats in the back of class so we had this plan that she was gonna clock in and I was going to get our seats, so we’re all:

& we walk into class:

So I straight up run to our seats:

And these girls are like:

So I’m like:

And I see my friend coming and I’m like:

Mission accomplished.

And then we realize we get to watch Pretty Little Liars & Hellcats:

&

&

So we start laughing and these girls are like:

And I’m like:

& me & my friend are all:

&

Oh yeah. (:

Hahahahaha.